Dear Gray Hairs

Exhibit A

I just wanted to let you know that I'm not swayed by all the commercials telling me that I should get rid of you. I'm quite comfortable with my age (35) and will proudly flaunt my cougar status where appropriate. I have no issue with going gray.

The problem I'm having is with the process.

You see, I want to eventually get to Storm, but I was kind of hoping to get there by way of Rogue.

Not Reed Richards.

Thanks.